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Date: Tue, 25 May 2010 17:53:29 +0000
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Jonathon E Lyons
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From: Bernie Klatt
Date: Tue, 25 May 2010 09:54:50 -0600
To: Jonathon Lyons<
Subject: INVESTMENT TIPS
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> Investment tips for 2010.... for all of you with any money left, be aware
> of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor
> and make some BIG bucks.
> Watch for these consolidations in 2010:
> I.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.
> R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
> 2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
> become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
> 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become: MMMGood.
> 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofas co, and Dakota Mining will
> merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
> 5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
> 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell
> Honeychild.
> 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.
> 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
> Knott NOW!
> And finally
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> 9. Victoria?s Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
> Tiny Tiny Bang Bang
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