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FUNNY TWO - LINERS
The difference between in-laws and
outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent:
It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
Archeologist: someone whose career lies
in ruins.
An archaeologist is the best husband any
woman can have:
The older she gets, the more interested he
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becomes in her.
There are two kinds of people who don't
say much:
those who are quiet and those who talk a
lot.
They say that alcohol kills slowly.
So what? Who's in a hurry ?
Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive
One nice thing about egotists:
They don't talk about other people.
There was a man who said,
"I never knew what happiness was until I
got married...
and then it was too late
Before marriage, a man yearns for the
woman he loves.
After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
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