To: Philip Levin
From: G. Max
Sent: Sat 1/1/4501 . .
Subject: Fwd:
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<blockquote type-cite class-cite cite>An airliner was taking off from Kennedy
Airport. After it reached a<br>
comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement<br>
over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.<br>
Welcome to Flight 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The<br>
weatherahead is good and we should have a smooth and uneventful flight.<br>
Now sit back and relax and....aguotiOH MY GOD!" Silence followed. Then after
a<br>
few seconds, the captain came back on the intercom and said,<br>
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I frightened you earlier, but
while<br>
I was talking to you, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of hot coffee<br>
and spilled it in my lap." He chuckled and<br>
said,"You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in coach
yelled<br>
loudly, "That's nothing. You should see the back of
mine!aguot;</blockguote></html>
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