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Date: Sun, 13 Apr 2003 13:30:10 -0400
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A few minutes before the church services
started, the congregation was sitting in their
pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared
at the front of the church. Everyone started
screaming and running for the
front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from
evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty except for one elderly
gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without
moving.
So Satan walked up to the man and said, "Do you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me? Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for
all eternity? persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope," said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, " Why aren't you afraid of
me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."
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