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"Urine Computer"
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EFTA02285458
Set 11
2019-05-22
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doctor says, "Okay, Mr. Schmidlap .. I have an incredible new piece of equipment, the
Urine
Computer
. Come back tomorrow with a
urine
specimen, we'll feed it into the
Urine
... diagnosis is correct." Schmidlap is more than a little skeptical of this
urine
computer
, so he goes home and pees in a jar, then he has his wife ... doctor, hands him the specimen and the doctor pours it into the
Urine
Computer
. The
Urine
Computer
goes "Crank! Rrrkk! Bzzttl," and then a bell rings. The doctor looks
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